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OBAMA BIDEN 2012: WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND! -


TAGS: obama biden fantasy island
Rating: 4.63/5

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inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 3:02 pm
Pedro, you might want to edit your remarks over there
GrouchoMarxists - November 20, 2017, 2:38 pm
Elvis and tropical islands go together as well as peanut b***er and marshmallows. So I give you the "Moonbat h**el": http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=9843
GrouchoMarxists - November 20, 2017, 2:31 pm
..I spit my beet soup..
JGalt - October 12, 2012, 10:13 pm
best of the day. Rich Corinthian Leather shoes!


PRESIDENT DOWNGRADE - Voting has consequences. Another financial downgrading coming soon as we reach the edge of the cliff.




Bernie & Hillary -




Bernie Sanders 2016 -




If ISIS is contained... -




AIRPLANE MECHANICS - make less than teachers enjoy your flight




Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




LIBERAL HYPOCRITE MICHELLE OBAMA - Princess Letizia of Spain, Carla Bruni of France and our first lady Michelle Obama Which one says we have to watch our fats?


TAGS: michelle obama liberals democrats fat first lady
Rating: 4.18/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:21 pm
You're a special kind of stupid


ANYONE BUT OBAMA - Unless you like getting lied to....




OR OPTION "B" - COME DOWN WITH A 2 MONTH CASE OF LARYNGITIS


TAGS: mitt romney gaffe fail laryngitis
Rating: 2.7/5

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GrouchoMarxist - December 28, 2013, 1:12 pm
Remember when he said, "If you like your plan you can keep it"?
fauxnews - September 21, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great point, mate. Romney lies in public and then says how he really feels in private. Tell me again why should trust him when he knows the cameras are rolling? Rubbish
HRoark - September 21, 2012, 3:43 pm
I would like for you to demonstrate how Obama is looking our for me. In context, Romney wasn't worried about getting their votes. Earlier this year he said the poor have a safety net and that he needs to worry about the middle class.
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:51 pm
TRANSLATION: It hurts my feelings when you are right and I am wrong. Time for a good'ole red herring. Here's hoping no one will notice my lame attempt to change the subject with a distraction, albeit a lame one. Here goes nothing! *prays*
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
His job is not president. His job is to try to get the presidency for now. Obama's job is supposed to be president, but he can't stay away from golf and partying with celebs.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
Isreal will always be a friend of Isreal.... Those guys LOL
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
You're a liar, mate. He didn't say that. EXACT QUOTE:“47 percent of the people”will vote for Obama “no matter what.”“My job is not to worry about those people." He's running for President. The job of President is care about ALL America.Not just his voters
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:13 pm
Those of us with jobs and that create jobs remember it! Besides, what is wrong with stating the truth, he didn't say they don't matter, he said they will probably vote to maintain not paying income tax.
fauxnews - September 20, 2012, 12:12 pm
Nope mate. Neither does anyone else. They are too preoccupied with Romney's "47% of America doesn't matter" gaffe to care. (chuckle)
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:13 am
Remember when he said, "You didn't build this?"


reason enough -


TAGS: neverhillary
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - May 28, 2016, 1:44 pm
Sorry, nope. This just smells of BS anyway, c'mon. http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-stupid-quote/


OBAMA - LINCOLN COMPARISON - One freed the slaves, they other enslaved the free




DEMOCRAT SUPPORT OF SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: democrat support of sharia law
Rating: 4.84/5

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birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 7:08 pm
Obama was misquoted here.
foxrecon19d - July 12, 2013, 12:43 pm
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 12, 2013, 7:40 am
already giving up again fox?
foxrecon19d - July 12, 2013, 7:15 am
"Man, your desire to get the last post in is just kinda sad at this point, guess you really did realize you had nothing to give." Play yourself, much, Renzahead? "No need to be all pouty just cause you got owned at the game you started"
Renza - July 11, 2013, 8:12 pm
no need to be all pouty just cause you got owned at the game you started fox. It'll be ok, in theory you might win someday if you keep trying.
foxrecon19d - July 11, 2013, 7:15 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! Renzahead, the spokeswoman of left wing liberals. Epic fail in defending their stupidity. Declares 'victory'. Scampers away like a wupped puppy with her tail between her leg.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 9:37 pm
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 10, 2013, 9:04 pm
Man, your desire to get the last post in is just kinda sad at this point, guess you really did realize you had nothing to give. Well, it's all yours, I'm content with your admissions of failure and crushing your expectations down to this :D
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 8:19 pm
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 10, 2013, 6:34 pm
I suppose if you consider factoring in your handicap as unfair that makes sense... but that's just complaining about something before it even comes into effect.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 6:28 pm
Fair? ...heh...heh...heh...I never play fair, Renzahead. Now go make me a politifake poster that does not completely suck. Either that, or smash your face on your keypad again...gg man gg..
Renza - July 10, 2013, 5:38 pm
Fair enough fox, I'll accept your not so graceful concession of failure. gg man gg, or something along those lines.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 11:47 am
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 10, 2013, 11:42 am
The irony of admitting failure by calling someone else pathetic over and over is pretty impressive fox, I'll give you credit for that achievement, but you really should consider taking the time to think up a response rather than simply repeating yourself.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 9:05 am
Oh look! Renzahead smashed his face into his keypad to create yet another epic YAWN post. Smash your face into your keypad again, Renzahead. Maybe your next post won't sound as pathetic as the last one.
Renza - July 10, 2013, 7:52 am
Yeah, I figured it would inflict less brain damage than watching fox news or copy/pasting their work. It appears I was correct. I'd say something about your desperation at coming up with a worthwhile response, but it already emphasizes itself.
foxrecon19d - July 10, 2013, 6:55 am
So that's how you make your epic suck posters. You slam your head against your key pad screaming, "I'm a genius!" BTW, Renza. Your desperate pleas for attention is getting as pathetic as crankyhead's. You ought to call yourself Renzahead.
Renza - July 9, 2013, 8:15 pm
you realize a random faceroll on the keyboard would contain more logic than a poster like this one right?
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 7:55 pm
Well, you are illustrating the point on your head just fine, drunkie. Now go make a poster that does not suck. Your move...
Renza - July 9, 2013, 7:35 pm
you are surprisingly quick to jump to conclusions, alas, I am not drunk. You however still haven't come up with any decent new material. Hows your illustration of your point coming along?
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 7:22 pm
Dude, are you drunk? What the hell is your lonely a** whining about now? So now you are pitiful, psthetic, lonely and now drunk?
Renza - July 9, 2013, 7:02 pm
huh, so suck is ok, but adding ing to it triggers the filter... so strange.
Renza - July 9, 2013, 6:58 pm
I'll have to take your word on it, I can only a**ume you're more of an expert in the field of s******. I prefer to leave the spamming of nonsensical idiocy to others, unlike some I can express an opinion in fewer than 10000 words.
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 4:50 pm
HA! HA! HA! HA! "Sounds like you just realized you have nothing else to offer... though you seem to have ran out a while ago." This coming from a someone who quit making posters because she realized they all suck!!
Renza - July 9, 2013, 4:43 pm
Sounds like you just realized you have nothing else to offer... though you seem to have ran out a while ago. Given your skill with words though, I suggest trying to illustrate with ms paint, the quality of the image will be much higher.
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 3:32 pm
I'm glad that this poster bugs you so much, Renza. But seriously. Your desperate pleas for attention have gone from pitiful to pathetic to boring. BTW, the point that I was illustrating is the one at the top of your tin-foil lined head. Your move...
Renza - July 9, 2013, 12:56 pm
wait... you had a point? when did that happen? and why are you the only one who knows of its supposed existence? Doesn't sound legit.
foxrecon19d - July 9, 2013, 12:35 pm
HA!HA!HA! Really, Renza? All the time you've wasted whining about this poster, it looks like you're the one who is upset...WITH A POLITIFAKE POSTER! And what is worse for you, the more you whine about this poster, the more you prove my point. Your move...
Renza - July 9, 2013, 6:07 am
You seem upset Fox, don't tell me I just broke your bubble of fantasy? In any case, you're probably right, going back to the 3 month response time will probably do you some good.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:35 pm
"I really do have a hard time coming up with new material don't I... I may wanna go back to taking 3 months to respond... hard to say which looks worse, me being the guy who responds late, or the one who thinks they sound smart..."
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:33 pm
"every time I write something, I can hear a southern woman in the background saying "bless his heart..." from Renza's personal diary
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:31 pm
Renza, I'm about to blow your mind. Get ready for the ride...
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 10:16 pm
"so you're saying if I give a politifake poster attention, spend time with it, or speak with it, my life is in turn worthless... that's pretty sad man, a therapist might be able to help me out with that, probably the inferiority complex as well" Gotcha!!
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 10:11 pm
"Oh, no! Oh.no!Oh.no! Oh.no! Fox just called me out on my absolute inability to create a poster that is does not absolutely suck! What do I do now?" from Renza's personal diary
Renza - July 8, 2013, 7:43 pm
so you're saying if someone gives you attention, spends time with you, or speaks with you, their lives are in turn worthless... that's pretty sad man, a therapist might be able to help you out with that, probably the inferiority complex as well.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 7:07 pm
Heh...heh...heh...no one but YOU responded over a dozen times to this strangers poster. So I sm saying YOUR life is worthless. Did I stutter, Renza? I'll give you a moment to contemplate the magnitude of how you have just been owned, Renza
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 6:17 pm
"I'm alive! Oh, God! Thank you that Fox responded to me! Fox gives meaning to my worthless life and makes me feel alive! Now I don't have to s****** a 9mm bullet! thank you, Fox! Oh, God! Thank you for responding to me!" from Renza's personal diary
Renza - July 8, 2013, 5:58 pm
So... your reply is that replying to strangers on the internet, means your life is worthless? I'll give you a moment to think about that.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 5:50 pm
BTW, Renza. Thanks for helping this poster go viral on facebook. I'm sure Obama has a big reward for you because of it...
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 5:45 pm
And the fact that you desperately had to reply to it proves how worthless you have just admitted your life is. Your move
Renza - July 8, 2013, 5:27 pm
that's just about gold star sticker quality work right there.
Renza - July 8, 2013, 5:27 pm
Well, I suppose congratulations are in order, you've managed to do an entire 4 things, won a contest only you knew or cared about that had only one participant, and have convinced yourself you won an argument about nothing with a stranger on the internet.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 2:52 pm
Multi-tasking. You should learn how to do it. For instance, while you were fully concentrating on how to embarrass yourself with another lame post, I have posted four more posters, totally owned you, AND changed the water in your mothers bowl.
Renza - July 8, 2013, 2:24 pm
It's ok fox, no need to get upset or embarrassed, we understand it's hard. This really isn't a healthy way to try to get attention though, and straining yourself to come up with responses really isn't going to help your self confidence any.
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:16 am
"Waaa! The first post had everything to do with it! The rest of it was just my desperate cry for attention!" There. That's what Renza really meant to say
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 11:08 am
What is sad is your only social interaction is via a four month old politifake poster. Funny, isn't it? You lack the ability to create posters, yet you acuse others of being unimaginative. Hypocrite much, Honey boo boo?
Renza - July 8, 2013, 10:11 am
I imagine it's frustrating for you not being able to come up with a worthwhile response, but don't worry, just take your time and something will come to you sooner or later. saying that you're trying to talk to someone who just talks to themselves is sad
foxrecon19d - July 8, 2013, 8:09 am
"makes sense, children do usually have the greatest appreciation for those who humor them and give them attention." Talking about yourself again? I take it mommy and daddy didn't show you enough of it as a child.
Renza - July 7, 2013, 11:38 pm
makes sense, children do usually have the greatest appreciation for those who humor them and give them attention. I take it you must have quite a bit of respect and admiration for batty, putting up so many posters with so few posts.
foxrecon19d - July 7, 2013, 6:23 pm
I don't usually beat a dead horse, or in your case, a dead Democrat donkey. But, Renza, you make it enjoyable. Your move
foxrecon19d - July 7, 2013, 6:14 pm
Heh...heh...heh... can you say that in the form of a poster, or do you enjoy being owned? Seriouly. You have been owned. Count the number of posters you made vs. the number of whining posts you made. Typical non-productive drain on American society
Renza - July 7, 2013, 12:18 pm
the first post had everything to do with it, after that I've just been humoring you, afterall you went to the effort of finding such an old post, it was the least I should do. But in any case, whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose.
foxrecon19d - July 7, 2013, 7:52 am
Talking about yourself again, I see. Well, you might as well seeing as no one else gives two cents about you. BTW, Renza. I want you to look at this poster. Now read everything that you wrote. What does any of it have to do with this poster? Lonely, much?
Renza - July 7, 2013, 12:17 am
you really do have a hard time coming up with new material don't you... you may wanna go back to taking 3 months to respond... hard to say which looks worse, being the guy who responds late, or the one who thinks they sound smart...
foxrecon19d - July 6, 2013, 10:38 pm
"Then again, given the contents of your work, your impressive level of competence really shouldn't be a surprise." Talking about your lame a$$ posters again, Bigot Boy? Once again. I say F U. You meekly reply, "Yes, sir..."
Renza - July 6, 2013, 8:58 pm
your understanding of me***hor, the english language, and the meaning of the word "bigot" is astounding as ever. Then again, given the contents of your work, your impressive level of competence really shouldn't be a surprise.
foxrecon19d - July 6, 2013, 4:32 pm
Bless your heart, Renza. Bigot much? BTW, Renza, if you are "hearing" what people write, then the southern woman you hear in the background saying "Bless his heart" is probably talking about YOU!
Renza - July 6, 2013, 3:53 pm
every time you write something, I can hear a southern woman in the background saying "bless his heart..." don't worry though, fox news and the republican party love people like that, so I'm sure it'll work out.
foxrecon19d - July 5, 2013, 11:53 pm
If Americans are letting that happen,then let Americs fall. Those of us living in the United States of Texas will be there to pick up the pieces
JGalt - July 5, 2013, 11:47 pm
http://politicaloutcast.com/2013/07/us-govt-stockpiling-weapons-ammo-andrequesting-15000-russian-troops/
foxrecon19d - July 5, 2013, 10:43 pm
Snicker**** you must be talking about your own lame a$$ posters. Don't blame you though. If I made the same moron posters as you, I'd quit also
Renza - July 5, 2013, 4:34 pm
Don't worry Timmy, these kinds of things will make sense some day if you keep trying, at least it less than three months this time, if you keep up the effort you may just earn yourself a cookie.
foxrecon19d - July 5, 2013, 2:01 pm
In other words, I said F U and you said, 'Yes, sir..'
Renza - July 5, 2013, 8:03 am
I don't think it would be fair of me to take a move after such a prompt, creative, and well thought out response like that... would you like to try again?
foxrecon19d - July 3, 2013, 2:33 pm
And you are clearly what the Democrats want you to be: a typical low- information voter. Your move...
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:28 pm
you clearly watch way too much fox "news".


BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


TAGS: black friday insanity
Rating: 3.79/5

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realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
The worst part is Walmart opened there Black Friday on Thanksgiving.. To show how people love to share pain and misery.


Hillary's War On Women -




THE BIGGEST GAFFE EVER - AND THE EXACT MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN . . . WILLARD M. ROMNEY LOST THE 2012 ELECTION


TAGS: willard mitt romney election gaffe
Rating: 2.56/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:11 pm
You mean like the people the cling to guns and religion, or the you didn't build it crowd, or maybe the people bam bam doesn't think pay their fair share?
HRoark - September 18, 2012, 4:12 pm
How is Romney regretting saying this? He said he stood by the statement. I can say real conservatives are quite happy for him speaking the truth, on the free-loaders and Libyans.
freasy - September 18, 2012, 2:43 pm
Its true, and I will be voting against the communist
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:45 am
Agreed. After the Libya gaffe and now this, I'd say he's "overdone." No one likes an over-cooked, dry turkey.LOL
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:44 am
When Romney himself regrets saying this and when Romney's own campaign is trying feverishly to make this ALL go away. In other words, when it is costing you the election according to conservatives AND liberals alike.LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 9:23 am
The 53% are going to work now... You later... Oh BTW... Many of those 47's know obama won't create a job for them either.
deerbag2 - September 18, 2012, 9:21 am
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:34 am
When is stating the truth a gaff?


HILLARY CLINTON- TERRORISTS ARE NOT A THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES -




DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




This is why -




Democrat Robert C. Byrd -




Signed- Hillary Clinton and the Democrat Party -




I AM NOT MY HUSBAND - Looks like you're channeling someone much more malevolent.




Hostage -




Illegal Parasites -




Those Evil Republicans -




A PHOTO OF THE TEAM THAT KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN - (according to Obama)


TAGS: obama classless spike the ball political loser
Rating: 4.68/5

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arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:24 am
As it turns out, Biden was trying to convince obama not to go thru with the mission. Said it was potentially political suicide if the mission failed.
JGalt - October 15, 2012, 11:04 pm
Obama was playing golf- had nothing to do with the plan! The truth shall set us free! http://godfatherpolitics.com/7475/obama-was-golfing-while-osama-plan-unfolded-without-him/


Hillary Clinton : A legacy of treachery & death! -




Priorities -




THE NAVY SEALS REMOVED - one Muslim threat to America! It's up to the voters to remove the other in 2012!


TAGS: obama islam muslim jihad
Rating: 4.13/5

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RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:51 pm
Are you listening America?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2012, 12:19 pm

Really? You may be the first person to point that out. How observant of you.
Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 2:43 am
Did anyone else notice Obama's middle name is Hussein? Sounds muslim.


Liberalism -




WHAT A DIFFERENCE - A couple of generations makes!


TAGS: obamalaise
Rating: 4.68/5

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RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 2:34 pm
Sent this to my grandson. Maybe when he takes a break from listening to the nonsense he calls music he will read this.
RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 2:31 pm
A keeper. Are you listening voters?
Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 7:14 am

but getting back to this poster...i see patriots in both pics. or would you argue that the people have a right to voice their discontent in peaceful a**embly? what did jefferson and lincoln say about big banks? ...and what were the 99% protesting?
Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 7:08 am

i think America is still a great country. i do think that the forefathers of this nation would be horrifed with the current state of affairs. so many fail-safes set into the constitution have been bypassed under the pretense of "national security."
nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
I would gladly lay down my life for a good country, the problem is, America isn't a good country anymore. I think the brave men of the past would definitely be outraged at the new America.
Airman - September 7, 2012, 4:29 pm
as was my father.. he went in at 18. There was also a mandatory draft in the 60's and early 70's.. hence, the anti-war movement
starryeyedguy - September 7, 2012, 3:24 pm
One minor point: the 20 year olds in 1944 were drafted, they had no choice. My Grandfather was one of them.


REMEMBER, WHEN TERRORISTS ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THE DHS WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOU -




DICTATORS' FLAGS - Che, Assad, Kim Jong Il, Stalin, Mao, Chavez and Iranian Ayatollahs. That's some group of "leaders" President Obama is joining.




It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




Blindfolds and Kool-Aid -




Importing Jihad: More of the Poison Fruit From the Party of Treason -




Obama To The SCOTUS??? -




THE 1% - It's time people woke up and smelled the coffee. BHO is trying ot put everyone in the poorhouse.




BLAME BUSH: FAIL - Before Obama $1.84/gallon After Obama $4.10/gallon What part of his plan didn't you all understand?




#Blacklivesmatter admits black lives don't matter -


TAGS: blacklivesmatter
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - April 19, 2016, 12:45 pm
So like, set up a vigilantly group to replace the police?


WHY DOESN'T THIS SURPRISE ANYONE -




The Insanity of Political Correctness -




Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -




Hillary vs. Hillary -




Trump's Racist Quotes -


TAGS: donald trump racist rino fake republican fraud bigot charlatan big government progressive statist gop clown authoritarian tyrant autocrat bully
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:37 pm
Usually left wing dribble.. Learn something.
twiddleedeee - August 19, 2016, 11:23 pm
Trump isn't racist. That Muslim Obama and lesbo Hillary are racist. Who are you going to trust with their gut to protect us from the filthy ragheads? The founders of ISIS, or an outsider with brass balls who says it like it is? Trump/Pence 2016!!!!


Hillary The Liar -




The Ugly Face of Corruption -




The NRA -




ISIS & Liberals -




#BlackLivesMatter -




COUPON - expiring soon




FEBRUARY 2013 - Can't come soon enough!




VETERANS - I never met a veteran who fought for Socialism or Marxism.




THE DEMOCRAT PARTY -




Killary Klinton -




LEISURE CLASS - FREE money. FREE housing. FREE food. FREE healthcare. FREE tuition... Why work? Vote Democrat!




CAM-PLAINING FOR 4 YEARS NOW -


TAGS: jobs obamacare complain office campaign
Rating: 4.48/5

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RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:19 pm
heh...heh...Whoops. Hit enter once too many times. I'm cam-plaining about Obummer now - in stereo. Given how hard of hearing he is, maybe we need to turn the volume up. Think everyone will give me a pass
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:16 pm
Barry still cam-plains well - and he's not even running for office anymore


PRESIDENT JOB KILLER - Would like to instead- blame Bush, job stealing ATM's, tornadoes, weather, tea party, republicans, solar flares, Puxatony Phil, oil spill, S&P downgrade, Japan's earthquake, Congress and God.




donate to play -




DEAR TEA PARTY - We're taking our flag back. Liberty isn't exclusive and does not only apply to views you agree with. - Libertarians


TAGS: libertarian gadsden tea 2012 flag
Rating: 3.43/5

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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 12:17 am
TP was hijacked everywhere
JGalt - November 10, 2012, 12:02 am
seems to me in Southern California that the Tea party was hijacked by mainstream Rinos.


A JOURNALIST'S GUIDE TO FIREARMS -




hillarious -




Hillary and Chelsea Discuss Ethics -




DEAR ANTI-GUN FOLKS: - Stand up for what you believe in and post this on your front door!


TAGS: gun control laws 2nd amendment
Rating: 5/5

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BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:55 pm
Never happen. Their a$$hole motto is "Do as I say, not as I do.


The Nutty Professor -


TAGS: peter singer eugenics nutty professor abortion infanticide b********* planned parenthoodprinceton liberals progressives leftists
Rating: 4.68/5

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HazelBrown - April 20, 2015, 11:40 am
A beast. What should be done with him?


OBAMA LAME DUCK -




best ever -




When we left the White House, We were Dead Broke -


TAGS: poor poor hilary
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 8, 2014, 9:20 am
From "Hard Choices", p. 363: "The Lear jet or the Gulfstream? I'd toss a coin, but I don't carry money." — Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) July 7, 2014
JGalt - June 14, 2014, 11:32 pm
I agree, but I would have used more opulent examples: ie flying by chartered corporate jet, exclusive country club memberships, etc, just to drive the point home about "out of touch"


Hillary Voter ID Hypocrisy -


TAGS: hillary clinton voter id hypocrisy killary klinton hildebeast 2016 corruption servergate benghazi granny state socialist bribery influence peddler traitor
Rating: 5/5

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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/


THE DEMOCRAT PARTY: - America's Oldest Hate Group


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crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 7:30 pm
And if you think you can leverage my earlier comments about Gingrich, which I've already explained to you several times, into some sort of retraction on my behalf, or even continue to use it as a distraction, or as a 'way out' for yourself, you're wrong.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 7:28 pm
The only logic that applies here is that earlier you said could prove I was a racist, and that anyone still paying attention to this, is waiting on you to provide your proof. The last 36 or so hours, is just you trying to wiggle your way out of doing it.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 6:04 pm
so you admit that your stupidity with gingrich concerning the moon base/typical republican was bull****? Otherwise, it means the "logic" applies here and you are a racist. Don't be a dumbass, just admit you screwed the pooch
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 6:03 pm
you really need to look at some postings that were earlier than that. I know, I know, your mom doesn't want to read that many postings to you, but you come off as dumb as fauxnews otherwise
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:45 pm
... why you think it could work.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:44 pm
Thank you for admitting that you don't believe I'm a racist. As for your attempt to try and extort a retraction from me, GFY, rookie. The Donald Trump playbook only works if the person you're talking to is a mindless dolt. Which probably explains...
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:38 pm
My goodness you are a dumb one, aren't you arnnatz?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:28 pm
since it would no longer be valid
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:27 pm
It's really simple cranky. All you have to do is say you were wrong and your gingrich moon base statement was wrong and I will retract my statement accusing you of racism. Otherwise, you are admitting that you are a racist.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:18 pm
so you admit that you are a racist? Or do you say that your gingrich a***ogy was just plain bull****? C'mon cranky, it's one or the other. No diversions, just answer the question.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:17 pm
*to show*
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:16 pm
Nope, but I don't have to, I used your "logic" that you are a racist
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:11 pm
Y'know, staying on topic? Remember?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:10 pm
Your comment #43551, arnnatz. That's what we're discussing. So show me a comment or a poster of mine that proves my alleged racism, or STFU.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:09 pm
Really? You've shown a comment or a poster of mine on politifake that is racist? No you haven't, you're lying.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:07 pm
I've proven it, you're just too ignorant to admit it or maybe too ignorant to see it
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:07 pm
He stated: "In Israel-where my family is ORIGINALLY from..." You really should try reading what people type once in a while arnnatz.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm
You're such an idiot. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm
funny, you stated in one the early posts by you that you were a brit, now you claim you are israeli. Odd how it changes when it suits you
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm
I've proved your racism, unless you claim your gingrich a***ogy about the typical republican was wrong. Is that what you are saying?
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 2:04 pm
@arntHEnutz:I told you before thats why your Austin Powers jokes make me giggle,mate.Im Israeli in origin. My family moved to England when i was a child.Your not so dense.We discussed this in comments weeks ago.I make funs of native Brits w/the best of em
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:00 pm
nothing like skewing facts or anything. Is make****upistan really where you come from? I thought you claimed to be a brit?!? You obviously know nothing about any comments that were made or you wouldn't attempt to make those bogus statement stick
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:58 pm
Are you planning on playing the victim card now arnnatz? That would be, for lack of a better word, predictable.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:58 pm
Yes, what about it?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:57 pm
yeah, right, remember the moderator (get out of jail free ) b***on you had at one time?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:57 pm
Distractions. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm
@Cranky.."Or we could talk about how you claim to collect $250K a year on veterans disability" For real, mate? Is this POS impersonating an American soldier? In Israel-where my family is originally from-you would get flogged,just for starters.How sad
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm
cranky, are you saying that you were full of **** when you made the gringrich a***ogy?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm
Hey arnnatz, A) you're the guy accusing others of being racists. I'd say that you're pretty much over that line yourself. B) I didn't have you banned. I wouldn't have you banned. I enjoy helping you make yourself look like the moron you are. Daily.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:55 pm
really? Can you show any statements by me where I questioned his birthplace? I knew you couldn't.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:54 pm
No, it has nothing to do with it. It is a distraction. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:54 pm
and, cranky, i'll remind you of the latest rules on name calling and ask that you refrain from it. Remember when you had me banned for a day for calling you a name? turnabout is fair play.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:53 pm
It has everything to do with it. Your "logic" applies to defining "typical"
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:52 pm
sorry, that was 43529
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:51 pm
run for prime minister? Oh, my, I guess that make you a gap-toothed racist
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:51 pm
Your turn, fauxnews. You stated in 43259 you implied that republicans are racist and used the same thing that I just used on cranky. Can you name a black prime minister of britain? Can you name a black that has been nominated by a major polical party to
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:50 pm
@arentHEnutz-America isnt racist...just the part of America that you belong to, one that calls him a Kenyan born Muslim socialist when he's really a moderate liberal Christian capitalist.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:49 pm
Gingrich has nothing to do with this conversation you colossal dimwit. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:49 pm
...commons, so that the PM coud be on the floor for the debates.
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:48 pm
@arentHEnutz-Were aren't saying America is racist, wanker, we're just saying you are.America clearly isn't racist now, they reelected a black Pres.But you are/were for not standing by your 1st Black President and resorting to birther attacks to defeat him
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:48 pm
The leader of whichever party wins the most ridings, gets to be PM. The PM can even lose his own riding, and still be PM. But this doesn't happen a lot. One of the other people in his/her party would surrender their seat to him/her in the house of...
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:47 pm
The cranky gingrich a***ogy, unless you deny it is correct, proves that you are a racist with the statements that I just showed you. Prove it wrong or state that you were full of **** about the gingrich statement. or B) STFU
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:47 pm
Now back to the conversation: A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm
Their party wins the most ridings.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm
So, second verse, same as the first: A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm
enlighten me. How does a person become prime minister in canada if not by obtaining the most votes?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:45 pm
Hey dummy, Gingrich and Canada have nothing to do with you proving that I've made racist comments or racist posters here on politifake. This whole thread only proves your willingness to distract from an accusation that you uttered, once pressed.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:45 pm
So, tell me, cranky. Do you vote for your prime minister or is he chosen by some random person in your country?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:44 pm
*your*
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:44 pm
Just to be clear, Canadian PM's aren't elected the same way as American Presidents. But you barely know how your own government works, I can't fault you for being completely ignorant as to how other countries governments work.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:43 pm
Kind of sucks when you draw an ignorant conclusion elsewhere and have it thrown back in yoru face, doesn't it?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:42 pm
are you denying that you are a canadian? Or are you denying your gringich a***ogy is correct?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:42 pm
Once you get it out of there and wiped off, then A) Prove my alleged racism. or B) STFU.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:41 pm
How does Canada never having a black primeminister, prove that I've made racist comments and racist posters on politifake? Please pull your empty head out of your @$$.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:40 pm
my apologies to moo+ or any other canadian that is not known as crankyhead
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:40 pm
WTF are you talking about?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:39 pm
There has never been a black prime minister of canada. Therefore, you are a racist since you are a typical canadian. Your logic, eat it now
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:38 pm
OK, it's easy now. You are a typical canadian. The typical canadian never votes for a black for prime minister - the only reason can be racism. The proof: there has never been a black person nominated by a major canadian political party for prime minister
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:29 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm
prime ministers of canada
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm
I just did. Unless you are willing to admit that you were full of **** about "the typical republican" and the base on the moon. because that applies directly to whether or not you can be labelled a racist based on the discussion about the number of black
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm
Of course you'd be happy to discuss it. That would mean that you wouldn't have to keep dancing around your lies.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:26 pm
yes, i would be more than happy to discuss that one. Do you want to play that one?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:26 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:25 pm
Or, y'know, you could point to the proof you said you had, outlining my racism? You know, staying on topic?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:25 pm
so, unless you admit that your a***ogy about gingrich was incorrect and statistically ignorant, we can use that to show that your are a racist misogynist.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:24 pm
Or we could talk about how you claim to collect $250K a year on veterans disability. Should we have that discussion?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm
or we can apply your a***ogy about Gingrich and the moon bases indicating the typical republican to this discussion, right?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm
Dumbass, I know that the answer is zero. Everyone knows that the answer is zero. What does that prove exactly?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:22 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:22 pm
google can show you the exact number. zero, zilch, nada, none, never happened. No non-white or female prime ministers. Can you provide a link to disprove that statement?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:21 pm
exactly, but we can move the discussion to that if you would like. Or you can answer my questions about non-white and women prime ministers of canada. or you can continue being the clown that you've shown yourself to be
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:20 pm
Where's your proof? I'll address your distractions, once you back up what you said.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:19 pm
So, I take it you don't know how many non-whites or women have been elected prime minister of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:19 pm
Racism is just one form of bigotry, fool.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:18 pm
Or I can just keep asking you to prove your accusation, and you can keep dancing around it like a fool for another 24 hours. That course of action seems like it would suit you better. So how about it, where's your proof?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:16 pm
would you like a sh** at that one instead?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:15 pm
If you'd like, we can move the conversation to your bigotry instead of your racism
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:15 pm
and you have the balls to come here and lecture the US on racism.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:14 pm
that was elected. You've never had a non-white that won a major party nomination for prime minister.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:14 pm
and you've never had a non-white or woman prime minister.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:13 pm
so, you come from a country of racists - keep the minorities and women out of the prime minister's position, but you aren't racist, right?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:13 pm
That is correct. She didn't win an election.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:12 pm
So with that in mind, either A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. I really shouldn't have to tell you this for the twelfth time.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:12 pm
wait, the one woman who was prime minister wasn't elected, didn't she take over when Mulroney resigned
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:11 pm
...then, you'll be able to respect others.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:11 pm
I take it you think it makes you look good to hang empty accusations out there? At least when I accused you of multi-accounting, I didn't stop digging until the proof came to light. You should maybe learn to respect yourself first arnnatz. Maybe...
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:10 pm
A) answer the question or B) STFU
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:09 pm
let's change it up some. How many minorities have been prime minister of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:09 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:08 pm
So, i take it you don't want to answer my questions? How many black prime ministers of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:57 pm
Is that what you think? Adorable. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:56 pm
Oops, you did have one, but she lost her bid for a second term.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:56 pm
How about women? How many women have been elected prime minister of canada?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:52 pm
TRANSLATION: I got my a** handed to me by arnnatz again. I'll just whine and cry and beg off because every prime minister of canada has been white and I can't keep calling republicans racist any more. waaaaaah!
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:51 pm
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:50 pm
I'm not interested in your distractions arnnatz.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:50 pm
what's the matter cranky? can't come up with any non-whites that have been prime minister of canada?


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birddseedd - July 30, 2015, 10:50 pm
Well, you are right in one thing. The celebrities do not employee as many people. So the ceo's of the other companies have a better effect, than the celebs of their companies.
SethMythrax - October 21, 2012, 7:55 pm
Because Orka doesnt affect the lives of the people like CEO's & their companies I think do. May as well complain about Bill Gates makin heavy coin too....


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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 11:49 am
Some things need to be repeated.
Curlyrocks - October 15, 2014, 3:47 pm
This site can only go for so long at any given time before we are flooded with the long boring history lessons again.
foxrecon19d - October 15, 2014, 11:24 am
Sure...but then again, so have countless posters, news stories and White House press reports constantly blaming George Bush for Obama's failures.
terroraustralis - October 14, 2014, 8:26 pm
hasn't this poster been done before? I.E. "margaret sanger quotes" giving examples of all the horribly callous bigoted bull**** she has said?


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GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 8:22 pm
Offensive avatar there, lib. Michelle is the first husband


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jaxx - September 25, 2012, 8:05 pm
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cptobvious - May 5, 2014, 1:31 am
Of course. You are entitled to your opinion. Don't let others deter you from speaking your mind. Thank you for your feedback.
cptobvious - May 5, 2014, 1:30 am
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Same as you.
cptobvious - May 5, 2014, 1:19 am
Why do you write just like/and sound just like/ username: AuntieLiberal? http://www.politifake.org/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=8420
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I ran into this story today, http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/02/25/they-are-just-evil-glenn-beck-says-only-donald-trump-would-get-a-pass-on-this/


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arnnatz - November 8, 2012, 1:13 am
Your problem is that you will wake up tomorrow and still envy Americans but you will still be nothing but a brit. hahahahahaha
JGalt - November 7, 2012, 11:11 pm
it was the liberals with most of the hateful stuff...cuz they don't talk issues, just lies and hate
fauxnews - November 7, 2012, 9:53 am
Crybaby, racist... this is karma, mate. Your punishment: you get 4 more years of Obama to think about your contribution to the Obama victory. You drove Obama supporters to the polls with your hate. Remember that, mate.lol
terroraustralis - November 7, 2012, 8:27 am
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crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 7:52 pm
We could add you to the previously stated list, I suppose...
JGalt - October 12, 2013, 9:26 am
You have a list there too, to share with us foil-hat man?
crankyhead - October 11, 2013, 10:58 am
Groucho and Arnnatz, to name a couple. =)
StoneTools - October 11, 2013, 10:43 am
Oh, yeah? Name them
crankyhead - October 11, 2013, 10:28 am
You understand that there are plenty of 'no-information' voters on welfare who have been voting republican their whole lives, right?
JGalt - October 11, 2013, 6:54 am
not the democratic version- degradation into low information voters that want medals and raises for simply showing up for work (the more highly evolved ones that are not yet devolved into welfare collectors
crankyhead - October 10, 2013, 4:46 am
No. Only people like arnnatz don't believe in evolution.
StoneTools - October 7, 2013, 8:08 pm
Sometimes? Don't you mean most of the time or always?
OTC - October 7, 2013, 2:55 pm
ST, don't pay any attention to cranky, his mind wonders and sometimes, it leaves completely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2013, 7:49 am

quack
StoneTools - October 7, 2013, 12:01 am
As I previously stated, very juvenile
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2013, 7:44 pm

Duckling.
OTC - October 6, 2013, 7:24 pm
If you'd been here for more than a minute, you'd know that answer.
StoneTools - October 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow! Juvenile?!? Have you looked at your postings on this page? Talk about juvenile. Freaking hypocrite!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2013, 4:48 pm

Juvenile. Do you believe in evolution OTC?
StoneTools - October 6, 2013, 4:39 pm
I take it that means you don't believe in evolution, cranky?!
crankyhead - October 6, 2013, 2:53 pm
Only an idiot wouldn't. =)
OTC - October 6, 2013, 2:52 pm
And don't think of the English langauge being bastardized, think of it as "evolving", liberals believe in evolution, right?
crankyhead - October 6, 2013, 2:50 pm
I love it when ToneStools would rather act like a bigoted xenophobe and insult foreign countries, than remain on topic. I'm sad that Arnnatz isn't here to witness it.
OTC - October 6, 2013, 2:50 pm
If they were thrown out, they had to migrate somewhere.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 7:21 pm

BTW, the Acadians were thrown out, they didn't exactly "migrate". Best thing the British ever did for Canada.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 5:52 pm

You won't get any argument from me regarding the french messing with the English language, but no, that's not who I was referring to specifically.
OTC - October 5, 2013, 5:10 pm
That sounds like Cajun talk, you know, those French-Acadians who migrated from Canada to Louisiana? That must be who mooo is talking about basterdizing the English language
Scramblus - October 5, 2013, 2:26 pm
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tangent
OTC - October 5, 2013, 1:53 pm
Let me done told you sumtin, he done go show himself as a narcissistic liberal, that be expected I garuntee
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 11:38 am
Or maybe it's coming from your basement. Is it time for you to bre***feed cranky again?
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 11:34 am
And where did you HEAR this? Is there sound on the site somewhere? Or are you suffering from auditory hallucinations?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 11:08 am

All I heard was "Quack, Quack"
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:36 am
You might want to go back and read the drivel you post. You'll notice that you don't understand a majority of what's written on this site. Maybe you should find a French speaking site.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:35 am
That's probably a good idea, she might be able to dummy it down to something you can actually understand.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:33 am
you as an ignorant cow or a b***hurt liberal, or whatever I want as long as I don't go over the line. It's my choice, my right, my keyboard. Don't like it, suck it up skippy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 10:33 am

Silly duck
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:31 am
The problem with your ignorant statement is that you can and have labeled me with all sorts of things, you can label me a conservative, a communist, an anarchist, a french fry, or whatever. I don't care, it's just a label. By the same token, I can label
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 10:30 am

I'm so sorry that I don't understand the meaning of the nonsense that you rant on about. Maybe explain it to me in 'merican and I'll ask my 4 year old niece to translate for me.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:28 am
What's retarded is a supposed adult not recognizing sarcasm. Sorry, was that word too big for you mooo?
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:21 am
What's really dimwitted is you not understanding the meaning when I stated "In Canadian" and then floundering around trying to defend your ignorance. You really are a funny guy.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:17 am
but, then again, certain people on here wouldn't understand why it has moooo and cow in the same sentence
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:12 am
That would be a good title for a kid's book: "Moooo" said the angry cow
JGalt - October 5, 2013, 8:00 am
wow 1776 was a long time ago, get over it.
JGalt - October 5, 2013, 7:54 am
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dialog
Scramblus - October 5, 2013, 3:37 am
Ah childish "NO U" replies now, this is getting embarrassing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 1:23 am

No shocker you can"t spell Honour, since you don't understand the word.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 1:21 am

Also, your example is just proof of how your country has bastardized the English language. like all the words you folks can't spell...or pronounce. Probably not something you want to flaunt all over the place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2013, 1:17 am

You're arguing semantics when you know d*** well what the point was, or do you? . Let your pet fight his own battle, you can clean up his mess later. Try finding an example that isn't British slang, find an example in "Canadian".
OTC - October 5, 2013, 12:23 am
Same language, different meanings, and all you see is 'same thing'?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 11:37 pm

Yep, same thing....You really are simple. You should be glad they make you wear that helmet, you've clearly forgotten a few times and fallen off.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 11:13 pm
You are wrong skippy, the government won't let me ride the Harley without a helmet.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 11:10 pm
Really? Fag in England means something different than in the U.S., yet, same language (English), totally different meanings. Thanks for playing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 11:10 pm

well gee wiz opie...I get the connection yer trying to make, it's just the wrong one. They're never gonna let you ride the bus without your helmet at this rate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 11:06 pm

It's the same language, Words don't mean different things...Huh y'all?
OTC - October 4, 2013, 10:54 pm
In that case, you should have made the connection with cow and mooo
OTC - October 4, 2013, 10:53 pm
So you are saying Canucks don't have a different vernacular, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 9:34 pm

Duck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 9:33 pm

liberal based on what they say ( #60484), but no one can a**ume ST is a conservative based on what he says? (many, many forum posts and comments, he's not going to deny it, he's done it repeatedly)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 9:31 pm

I wasn't criticizing his spelling or grammar, I rarely do that. I was criticizing his statement and denying it's validity, something I often do. That was your a**umption. What's next? the part where ST explains why he can a**ume that someone is a....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 9:10 pm

"In Canadian" is his childish way of saying that Canadians speak a different language than Americans, and that's retarded. Are you saying he meant it A different way?
OTC - October 4, 2013, 8:22 pm
"in Canadian" is not retarded in the context that it was written, obviously, you don't understand what ST wrote so keep reading the entire sentence, maybe it will come to you
OTC - October 4, 2013, 8:17 pm
A "surprised form" of what? Everyone makes unintentional mistakes, so why point them out? Don't like it? Don't dish it out. And our government doesn't work very well if a tinpan like Obama can do what he has been doing and get away with it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:12 pm

Everyone makes spelling mistakes...but "in Canadian" is just retarded. not surprised form a couple of ignorant american rednecks. How's that government of yours working out for ya? Maybe start practicing your Mandarin.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 8:01 pm
Oh lookie, the grammar cop who can't even spell hypocrisy is trying to correct ST
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 7:46 pm
Thanks, the team I'm coaching is about at your mental capacity, they are 8 and 9 year olds. You'd fit right in with them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 6:17 pm

"in Canadian" You really are the most dimwitted person I've ever encountered. Good luck at your little league game this weekend.
JGalt - October 4, 2013, 5:27 pm
I guess I am not the only one who recognizes what's going on here.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 5:22 pm
maybe mooo in canadian means small child with major brain impairment. And their cows don't speak english and say something different like, as you stated, "oink"
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 5:18 pm
See there, that's a liberal response and is referred to as putting words in someone's mouth. I never said not declaring an allegiance meant you were a liberal. But, please do go on, you're an amusing clown at the very least.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 5:15 pm
apparently you haven't reached third grade comprehension yet, that explains why you were confused by the moooo and cow comparison.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 5:14 pm
If the drivel you post here is what you consider contributions, you are a bigger fool than I thought you were, if that's even possible.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 4:49 pm

I didn't a**ume you'd know, I knew you wouldn't. You really do read at a 3rd grade level don't you? No shocker that you know what sounds farm animals make.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 4:43 pm
"I contribute all over the network." Well, that explains the glitches.
OTC - October 4, 2013, 4:28 pm
In other words, you don't know and as$umed I should know yours. Why do you as$ume I would care where your nic came from? Stop eating crayons from your coloring book and you would know cows go mooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 4:02 pm

Keeping in mind that you ARE a conservative but you're afraid to climb down from the fence you built under yourself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 4:00 pm

I contribute all over the network. Try again. Let's get back to where you a**ume someone is a liberal because they don't declare an allegiance but no one can a**ume you're a conservative when you do the same thing. Mr duck?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:29 pm
See your comment #60501. But it's different when you say it, huh mooo? Where's your contribution? Or are you just a convenient bre*** for cranky to suckle?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:27 pm
Are you?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:17 pm
Moooo, you should probably wait until your 13th birthday before you leave the playground and come on here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 3:16 pm

Does it relate to the history of the network? Are you a member that actually contributes anything of value? Or just a whiny child with a pet stone tools?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:15 pm
Yes, your nick and your opinions are totally valueless. Thank you for admitting it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 3:14 pm

Exactly. Your valueless opinion. Glad you understand.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yeah, invalid a**umptions. What's your handle? Mooooooooooo. What's a cow say? Mooooooooooo. Now what do they have in common?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 3:09 pm
Why would anyone care where your nick came from or what your opinion is? I think cow is pretty appropriate, but then that's just my opinion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 2:54 pm

Why would anyone care?
OTC - October 4, 2013, 2:51 pm
Pot, meet kettle
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:51 pm
Ok genius, I guess you have been here more than a minute? Where'd my nic come from, mmm? That's what I thought
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:48 pm
I guess his Fisher Price See-N-Say was broken and he heard the farmer say 'The cow says, oink'?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 1:47 pm

If you'd been here more than a minute you'd know where my nic came from. Alas, you're just temporary cookie cutter replacements for the last group of ignorant children.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 1:45 pm

You guys are hilarious. When did I ever say I was a cow? You really shouldn't make a**umptions like that. (This is pure gold from kids like you two, keep it up)
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:42 pm
I know a farmer who raises cattle, he says cows are one of the dumbest animals to deal with. 'The cow says- mooooooooo'
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 1:23 pm
lol
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:17 pm
A cow is calling you a duck?
OTC - October 4, 2013, 1:15 pm
Probably will have to bre***feed since WIC is not getting funded thru the shutdown
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 12:52 pm
I do hate it though when I have to bring the comments down to your level mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 12:52 pm

"Childish taunts" there you go projecting again Mr duck.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 12:50 pm
No, seriously, mooo, shouldn't you be bre***feeding cranky about now instead of posting childish taunts?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 12:47 pm
did that comment even make sense to you before you hit post reply?
Scramblus - October 4, 2013, 12:27 pm
I'm not really how sure "you're posts are ban and you should feel bad" is liberal. I'm pretty sure I'd feel the same whereever on the political spectrum I was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 11:56 am

Anything but an explaination of your hipocrisy as usual Mr duck. No big surprise there.
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 9:27 am
I'm surprised you came here mooo, shouldn't you be at home bre***-feeding cranky?
StoneTools - October 4, 2013, 9:23 am
The mighty mooo has spoken. All hail mooo, the dear leader of the left.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:18 am

You're the Duck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:17 am

That's rich coming from you. You only criticize liberals and refuse to admit you're a conservative and then make a**umptions about others...do you even read what you type from up on that fence?


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